Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive Or Blonde Hoodie
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2 items | 10% OFF, 3 items | 15% OFF
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UPDATE: Due to high demand during our limited time offer, only few units are left at the current price!
Everything I love is illegal, expensive or blonde.
A little reckless. A little expensive. And probably a little too accurate.
The EVERYTHING I LOVE Hoodie is made for those with expensive taste, questionable decisions, and a weakness for blondes.
Bold enough to get noticed. Clean enough to wear anywhere.
You know your type. We just put it on a hoodie.
• Unisex
• White
• Sizes S–2XL
• 30-Day Returns
Some tastes are expensive. Some are just dangerous.
30-DAY MONEY-BACK QUARANTEE
Shop with confidence. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can request a return within 30 days of delivery.
DELIVERY & RETURNS
Estimated delivery time: 7–10 business days.
You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order is on the way.
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DEARLY TOMORROW, WORN YOUR WAY.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Yes! We offer free shipping on all orders over $60. Orders under $60 are subject to a shipping fee, which will be calculated at checkout.
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Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days. Once your order has shipped, delivery usually takes 5–10 business days, depending on your location.
You’ll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order is on its way.
We want you to feel confident in your purchase. If your order isn’t quite right, you can return it within 30 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unworn, unwashed and in their original condition. Please see our return policy for full details and instructions.
Our pieces are designed with a comfortable, relaxed fit that makes them easy to wear every day.
For the best fit, we recommend checking the size guide on each product page. If you’re between sizes and prefer a more oversized look, we recommend sizing up.
To keep your Dearly Tomorrow piece looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out at a low temperature and avoiding high heat whenever possible.
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